We're one week through the NBA season and naturally, it's time to overreact. Thinking is for January. Maybe even February. But after seven days it's time to turn our brains off and vibe out to what the facts are telling us in the moment.
Let's talk about who's awesome and what stinks.
The Magic's no. 1 pick is averaging 23.3 points per game with 8.7 rebounds and 3.3 assists. He's good!
Most. Exciting. Player. In. The. League. He's averaging 35.3 points and already had a 49-point night.
I don't want to hear it, this was a pass.
First the Jets, then the Giants and now the 2-1 Knicks?
The only 4-0 team in the NBA, just like we all thought. They've taken down the Kings, Lakers, Suns and Nuggets.
Ew! Bad! Gross! Not fun! Ouch! Those are all my feels watching this very poorly constructed team attempt to put a ball in the hoop.
They're supposed to be tank commanders for Victor Wembanyama! A 3-1 start is not what they traded Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert for.
I still have no idea how we turned punching a co-worker in the face into a pregame content sesh?
This is for a select audience but those with black screens know what I'm talking about.
Funny what happens when you have to say something mean to someone's face.