The Jets were a feel-good story earlier this season until they remembered Zach Wilson was their quarterback. Now, losers of two straight vs. the rival Patriots, the wheels are falling off, and, consequently, the 23-year-old has been benched.

It's easy to see why. The offense gained six yards in the second half this past Sunday. That's a grand total of 2.77 inches per play. Normally I'm a defender of men leading charges with less than three inches but that's only if they are honest with themselves.

Zach Wilson was not, and that was revealed when he told the media he did not feel that his offense let the team's defense down.

In honor of the Z-man not taking any responsibility for his actions, here is a list of things Zach has probably said 'yes' to. The following may surprise you.

  • Fyre Festival

  • Axe Hair Gel

  • 10 for $1 elastic hairbands

  • Inaccurate shots down the field

  • Bored Apes as currency

  • Having less passing TDs than Joe Flacco

  • Elon Musk Twitter Polls

  • Squirtle as his starter

  • In + Out as the best fast food

  • Premarital Sax

  • Live, Laugh, Love phrase as decoration

  • 3 in 1 body wash is all you need

  • Bringing a glove to watch a baseball game

  • Daniel Craig being the best James Bond

  • Chris Pratt as the best Chris

  • Snivly as the best owner for Air Bud

  • A triple IPA?

  • Having had better receivers at BYU

  • The rats running the city

  • The Jets making the right choice drafting me

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